Can you patent assholism?

Everyone in the world that isn't a Patriots fan or an employee of ESPN should be thrilled with the Super Bowl outcome.

Those smug jerks up in beantown even had a patent in the works for "19-0 the perfect season". I wonder if you can pull those or now you still have to pay and are the proud owner of your own shame.

19-0 THE PERFECT SEASON
Goods and Services IC 009. US 021 023 026 036 038. G & S: Pre-recorded videotapes, videocassettes and DVDs featuring sports; computer game and video game software, disks and cartridges featuring sports...

Bring it, Kindergarteners

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Thank God for real Christians

Do you find yourself asking WWJD now and then? Ask no further in the case of the death of Heath Ledger, Jesus would obviously hate him and picket at his funeral.

Everything is great.

People
Access Hollywood
Entertainment Weekly
Rolling Stone
All Clear Channel DJs

You've all lost your balls. Many bands, movies, actors and singers suck and suck badly. Don't be afraid to tell the truth and go beyond your well approved script of ass kissing.

Vindication. Nobody likes clowns.

Does anyone really like Clowns?

Seriously?



Finally. A little backup straight out of the University of Sheffield.

LONDON (Reuters) - Bad news for Coco and Blinko -- children don't like clowns and even older kids are scared of them.

The news that will no doubt have clowns shedding tears was revealed in a poll of youngsters by researchers from the University of Sheffield who were examining how to improve the decor of hospital children's wards.

The study, reported in the Nursing Standard magazine, found all the 250 patients aged between four and 16 they quizzed disliked the use of clowns, with even the older ones finding them scary.

Britney Free Friday

Friday, January 25th is Britney (Spears) Free. Not one word. Don't give a shit if she drove somewhere too fast. Shopped at a Rite Aid or spoke in a fake accent. Save it.

This means you:

TMZ
Entertainment Tonight
Inside Edition
The Soup
Access Hollywood
Extra

BRITNEY FREE FRIDAY!

Radio Days

Watching Talk To Me really makes you long to be a DJ back in the good old days. When people picked out music and played what they wanted. Not the stiff computerized list that leaves you to be nothing more than a talking head. I wonder how many DJs don't even know half of what they're playing. Or worse yet, like most of that top 40 shit they spoon feed the public. Over and over, same playlist hour by hour.

Some help for the musically challenged:

Jonsey's Jukebox

little radio

WSOU

Oprah says: War is Peace, Slavery is Freedom, Ignorance is Strength

Oprah Winfrey will soon have a television channel all to herself.

She picks books for you to read.

She picks movies for you to see.

She picks doctors for you to go to, even though they sometimes are lying hacks

She endorses politicians for you to vote for.


All crimes begin with a thought. So, if you control thought, you can control crime. "Thoughtcrime is death. Thoughtcrime does not entail death, Thoughtcrime is death.... The essential crime that contains all others in itself".

2008 Spirit Awards

With the Golden Globes and possibly Oscars going under to the writers strike, the Spirit Awards this year loom even larger. Not to mention they always seem more honest and less popularity contest as they are aimed at Independent Films.

Spirit Award show will go on as they have worked a deal with the writers. Saturday, February 23rd on IFC.

So, if you had the power of Greyskull, who would you vote for?

Major catagories:

Best Feature Film:
The Diving Bell and The Butterfly
I'm Not There
Juno
A Mighty Heart
Paranoid Park

Best Director:
Todd Haynes - I'm Not There
Tamara Jenkins - The Savages
Jason Reitman - Juno
Julian Schabel - The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Gus Van Sant - Paranoid Park

Male Lead:
Pedro Castaneda - August Evening
Don Cheadle - Talk to Me
Philip Seymour Hoffman - The Savages
Tony Leung - Lust, Caution
Frank Langella - Starting Out in the Evening

Female Lead:
Angelina Jolie - A Mighty Heart
Sienna Miller - Interview
Ellen Page - Juno
Parker Posey - Broken English
Tang Wei - Lust, Caution

Why the long face?

Chinese man with massive facial tumor undergoes surgery

HONG KONG: Chinese surgeons said Tuesday they successfully operated on a man with a massive 15 kilogram (33-pound) tumor that hung down from his face, obscuring his features and warping his backbone.

How exactly do you let it get beyond, say, the size of a grapefruit?